savior of the wizarding world everyone

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thedisreputabledog:

realrobertpattinson:

hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.

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the-absolute-best-gifs:

iwannabe-abadguy:

[x]

RDJ is blurring the lines between work and reality again„

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mizery-loves-company:

why is this the most accurate thing ive ever seen on my dashboard

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mathandcello:

writingsforwinter:

littlemermaidtears:

ohdearhermione:

cynthiacloud:

raiseyourweapon:

alcohol-is-sexyy:

The many faces of rape.

This makes me sick to my stomach. 

As disturbing as this is, I think it’s important to give these women voices.  They are survivors.

This is just horrible

This made me cry.

I know I’m a writing blog, but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t have a voice when it comes to this.

Sharing this is so important.

Don’t give a woman or a man tips on how to avoid rape.

Just tell people not to rape instead.

These pictures are from projectunbreakable.tumblr.com.  This is eye-opening, truthful and important.  

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y0rkshire-tea:

neverkickthewinchesterangels:

deerpong:

OMG IT’S BACK

I didn’t know what to expect but now I’m physically crying

Lmfao

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thefrogman:

This Fish Wants to be in All Your Pictures [buzzfeed]

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ruinedchildhood:

We had to go back and update Miley Cyrus 

bands a maker her dance

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truebloodloveseric-thedoctor:

lunartes:

Prank idea: Put on a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.

Excellent

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mistokes:

keannapearl:

jazzyjanine:

rushawnoah:

xmizuokami:

lizaxchan:

favabean05:

netforce0:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

im crying

lol nice try, vegan

I FUCKING KNEW IT

its back

Your ass got CALLED THE FUCK OUT!

LAUGHING SO HARD omfg

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sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

thesadderbutwisergirl:

“My name is Bond. James Bond.”

“My name is Dumbledore.
Brian Dumbledore.
Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.”

“My name is Ramirez.
de la Rosa Ramirez.
Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.
Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez.”

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yeezuskhrist:

appropriate for today.

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